Official Transcript of Ted Cruz Presidential Announcement
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Re: Official Transcript of Ted Cruz Presidential Announcement
by Big Fat Heretic Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:22 am
Earl wrote:
Good evening Earl:
Well . . . . . as the old saying goes . . . the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Ted Cruz comes from a family of bat-shit crazy!
His father, Rafael Cruz, is an evangelical minister, who says atheists should be put in camps, and preaches that his son Ted is the "Anointed King" who will bring about the End Times!
Yeah! Ted Cruz would love to be President, and to have the nuclear launch codes. I can just imagine him with his finger hovering over the red button.
Like, tell me when Lord! Tell me when! Let me be your servant Lord!
So, if Ted Cruz becomes president, I might end up in an internment camp because I don't believe in Biblical fairy tales!
Every day, I'm becoming more and more ashamed to admit that I live in Texas.
Oh! By the way . . .
I think all the Republicans in CONgress should wear jackets like NASCAR drivers.
Yeah! So we can know who bought them!
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