I Was Not In Any Mood For April Fools Jokes! I'm In A Bad Bood!!!

by Big Fat Heretic Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:28 am

Good evening Earl: I was going to post this yesterday.

I got your E-mail yesterday, regarding the April Fools topic.

Sorry, but I have NOT been in any mood to play any childish April Fools games!

Yeah! I tried to post this under the April Fools topic, then, I tried to post this elsewhere, but every time I used the word "that" it kept getting changed to "this" instead!

Sorry Ray, but I was pissed! I know this was your doing! Of course, you own these forums. So, you can do anything you want. At some other time, it might have been funny. OK?

But, I wanted to post something, concerning an important issue, like, whether or not I'm going to be alive next year!

Anyway . . . . .

I was in a very bad mood yesterday evening, and I'm still in a bad mood!

The Republicans, as you know, make up the majority in both the Senate and CONgress, and they have voted to repeal Obama Care and to make Medicare a voucher program instead. Millions of people could lose their healthcare.

This means this I could lose my healthcare!

So, I guess that means that I'll just have to get down on my fat dimpled knees and pray to JEEEEEZUASS to heal me!

This is NO April Fools joke, either!

Well . . . I think Obama is going to get out his veto pen, and he'll have to issue some more executive orders.

But, in the meantime . . . . .

I have taken out a life insurance policy with Lincoln Heritage for about $19.17 dollars per month, the lowest premiums they had to offer, which I'll be able to afford to pay.

My next of kin, my healthcare provider, and my friend who is a social worker, will get $1,000 dollars each, in case I croak! I'll be cremated. All of this will be taken care of. They won't have to do anything.

No, I'm not sick or anything like that, I'm feeling well, physically, that is.

I just thought it would be a good idea to be covered, because I don't know how long I can go without my diabetes medications if I lose my Medicare or Medicaid! So, I thought I had better get some life insurance.

Anyway . . . . .

In my will, my worthless brother will only get 25 cents, and a life-sized cardboard poster of me, with the Organ Mountains in the background, and a toy shotgun that fires plastic bullets, so that he may fulfill his fondest fantasy!!!

I had mentioned before in these forums, that back in 1970-1971, when we were living out at Moon Gate outside of Las Cruces, New Mexico, how my dear sweet brother tried to steal a shotgun from a neighbor to blow me away, because he thought that my wanting to build a telescope, an 8 inch Newtonian reflector, was being disruptive of our family.

The selfish ingrate!!!

He was in the high school marching band, and we had invested money in him. There were times when I needed new clothes or new shoes, and we couldn't afford it. My brother had a trumpet that cost about $150 dollars, while I had managed to scrape enough money together to buy a kit from the Edmund Scientific CO for about $25 dollars.

And to my worthless sister, I bequeath a stack of warped 45 RPM records to remind her of the record albums she had stolen from me! Yeah! She ripped off with my Simon And Garfunkel and my Space Odyssey 2001 albums.

I haven't seen my sister since June of 1985, the year our mother died, and my brother since January of 2009, he was pissed off because Obama got elected!

Yeah! My brother and sisters are both Republicans! So, they're scum!

My brother became a Catholic. So, every Sunday, he stands in line, and he gets to eat God!

Yeah! He's a Catholic cookie monster!

And my sister became a Mormon (MORON) and she probably wears magic underwear!

Back in 1969, both my brother and sister turned against me when I came home from my three weeks at the state mental hospital in northern New Mexico. I was treated worse than an ex-convict, although I had committed no crimes!

So, they can both go fuck themselves!!!

They won't get jack-shit from me, money-wise, that is. Well . . . my brother will get 25 cents!

NO! This is no April Fools joke!

I'm serious! DEAD serious!