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Post by Earl Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:57 am

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Post by GodhandRomo Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:06 am

Very funny Earl! I'm glad to see you're a fan of The Onion

Note to Big Fat Heretic: This is called SATIRE. It's not real news. I know you may find this hard to believe with your puny mind
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:27 am

GodhandRomo wrote:Very funny Earl!  I'm glad to see you're a fan of The Onion

Note to Big Fat Heretic:  This is called SATIRE.  It's not real news.  I know you may find this hard to believe with your puny mind

I know all about The Onion!

I know The Onion is satire!

Well, I guess The Onion is not going to fold after all.

They just won't be able to do political satires anymore because the Republican party has become so ridiculous in real life, that it's now impossible to do a parody of the Republican party anymore!

How dose one do a parody of a parody???

So, they'll just have to satirize other things now!

Can't do politics anymore!

The Republican party has become so bat-shit crazy that any attempts at political satire by The Onion will be out-done by the Republican's real-life politics!!!

The Republican party uses The Onion as an operating manual for their political principles!

They see something in The Onion, and then they say . . . . Hey! Let's do this for real!!!

Yeah! In the past, when ever some political satire was done by The Onion, the Republicans have always done their very best to out-do it in their real-life politics.

Way to go Republicans!!!

You win the prize!

Yeah! Can't satirize Republican politics anymore!

They'll just have to settle for whatever else on which they can still do a parody.
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Post by GodhandRomo Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:19 am

Go to bed, BFH
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:37 am

GodhandRomo wrote:Go to bed, BFH

Like HELL!!!

I'm a night owl.

On clear nights I like to take my Galileo telescope out and set it up and look at the moon, planets, and star clusters.

I prefer the winter constellations, because I can see the Orion nebula and the Pleiades Cluster.

Those are my favorites, and the Milky Way looks really cool.

So, stop  trying to be a self appointed nanny!

Listen up Mary Poppins!!!

Why don't you just take your spoon full of sugar and your umbrella and shove them both up your ass!

OK?

GOOD NIGHT!!!
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Post by GodhandRomo Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:56 pm

Why is it that you're so rude to everybody? Even people just doing their job, you yell at them.

Then again, I wouldn't expect you to be able to relate or feel any compassion for people that actually work for a living. That's too foreign of a concept for you
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:37 pm

GodhandRomo wrote:Why is it that you're so rude to everybody?  Even people just doing their job, you yell at them.

Then again, I wouldn't expect you to be able to relate or feel any compassion for people that actually work for a living.  That's too foreign of a concept for you

I only have respect and compassion for people like Niel deGrasse Tyson, and when Carl Sagan and Isaac Asimov and Dr. Clyde Tombaugh (whom I knew personally) were still living I had great respect for them, and I shall always morn their passing.

But I don't have to have respect for sports fans, jocks, Christian Fundie pastors, and Republican!

Yeah, professional Jocks and Christian Televangelists make about a thousand times as much money as a professional scientist. I don't have to respect idiots who make millions of dollars while professional scientists only make about $250,000 per year maximum.

A professional scientist works even harder for a living, and they get paid far less than some drooling imbecile who can't read beyond the second grade level, and yet, makes millions just for chasing a ball.

Thinking is actually the hardest work there is, and that's why so few wish to engage in it.

And jobs the require thinking pay less than chasing a ball.

And that's what's wrong with society!

And that's why I'm rude to low-life scum-bags like you!

I don't have to respect scum like you!

Now, go crawl into a sewer, eat shit, and DIE!!!
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Post by GodhandRomo Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:00 pm

Tyson and Sagan would be ashamed of you. You will never, EVER be as smart as them. And you will always just be a dumb piece of shit. You've proven to be beyond a reasonable doubt that you're one of the most stupid people on the internet.
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Post by Earl Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:21 pm

My dear BFH, you truly are one of the most timid personalities I've ever encountered on the Internet.  You're so shy!  I know how you feel.  I was extremely shy when I was a teenager.  You're so afraid of offending anyone that you keep all of your opinions to yourself.  No one knows where you stand on anything!  You poor guy, you seem to be just another Casper Milquetoast, a guy who's afraid to be heard.  Don't you realize that if you continue this "nice guy" routine, visitors to this forum will get bored and not come back? * yawn *  C'mon, man, we need to get some action!  I hope someday you'll develop some self-confidence so you'll become feisty   Twisted Evil   and this forum will finally have some life!   Cool

By the way, wasn't it thoughtful of Skul to include this particular smilie?   Basketball
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:03 am

GodhandRomo wrote:Tyson and Sagan would be ashamed of you. You will never, EVER be as smart as them.  And you will always just be a dumb piece of shit.  You've proven to be beyond a reasonable doubt that you're one of the most stupid people on the internet.

They both went to better schools, and they had better teachers who actually encouraged their interest in astronomy. They didn't have lousy teachers like I had.

They didn't get their heads bashed against brick walls for wanting to read a book.

And they didn't have a brother who tried to steal a shotgun from a neighbor to stop them from building a telescope because he felt it was being disruptive of the family.

And they didn't have a stepfather who came home drunk and beat the crap out of them or their mothers!

Oh! And they didn't spend three weeks in a state hospital and get beaten and raped!

So, I have a right to be angry, and if they had known me and I had personally met with them, they both would have understood my situation and they both would have been sympathetic toward me.

That's because, they are both strong advocates of human rights.

Well, Carl Sagan is out of the picture because he died back in the summer of 1996, and I broke down and cried when I read the news of his death.

I was in a public library, and this was before I had my own computer to access the Internet. So, while I was searching for what was then the latest NEWS item, when I read that Carl Sagan had died, I actually broke down and cried right there in the public library.

So, both Carl Sagan and Niel deGrasse Tyson, they care about other people and abut human rights. Yes! Most college educated people are liberals.

But, you don't give a shit about anybody but yourself.

That's because you're a Republican, and don't believe in human rights, and you like to masturbate to pictures of torture and human suffering!

You probably have dead children buried under the basement of your home!

OK, I have NEVER said this to another person before.

So, I'm going to say this to you, and you'll have the dubious honor of being the very first!

You deserve to be locked up somewhere for three weeks and get beaten and raped!!!

Now, FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

Hey Earl!!!

Am I being more self-assertive now???  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil
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Post by GodhandRomo Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:06 am

And you deserve to have a cactus shoved up your ass
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:00 am

GodhandRomo wrote:And you deserve to have a cactus shoved up your ass

And as we like to say here in the great south-western desert region . . . . .

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GO FUCK A YUCCA!!!
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Post by GodhandRomo Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:11 pm

Come up with an original argument. Don't copy what I say but just put a different spin on it.

But I guess you're too dumb to come up with anything new or creative.
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:02 pm

GodhandRomo wrote:Come up with an original argument.  Don't copy what I say but just put a different spin on it.

But I guess you're too dumb to come up with anything new or creative.

CRAWL INTO A SEWER, EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
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Post by GodhandRomo Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:40 pm

Much better, Fatty. Finally something original that has come from you. You're still an idiot, though
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Post by Big Fat Heretic Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:56 pm

GodhandRomo wrote:Much better, Fatty.  Finally something original that has come from you. You're still an idiot, though

I hope somebody rips your head off, shoves it up your ass face first, and pisses down inside your neck!

I would like to tie your hands behind your back, shove a great big cow-flop into your mouth, sew your lips shut, and kick you in the balls!

That is, if you had any balls, which I seriously doubt!
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