COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

View previous topic View next topic Go down

COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Big Fat Heretic on Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:38 am


COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

__ (a) build a bridge __ (b) sail the ocean __ (c) lead an army or __ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) __ (a) Jewish __ (b) Catholic __ (c) Hindu __ (d) Polish __ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called? __ (a) Westerners __ (b) Southerners __ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: ______________ Carter: ______________ Clinton: ______________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from? __ (a) Macy's __ (b) Kmart __ (c) Canada __ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? __ (a) yes __ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? __ (a) New York __ (b) Florida __ (c) Canada __ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? __ (a) B.C __ (b) A.D.

Signed _______________________

========================================

NOTE:

The majority of college jocks got ALL of the answers WRONG!!!

Only one in a hundred gave at least one correct answer.
avatar
Big Fat Heretic
IHateSports Fanatic

Posts : 402
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 65
Location : El Paso, Texas

View user profile http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Fitman's Brother on Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:46 pm

*Yawn*

You already posted this on the last forum. If I remember correctly nobody even responded to you.

I'll throw you a bone and acknowledge I see it.

Now run along, doggy
avatar
Fitman's Brother
Sports Bore

Posts : 27
Join date : 2014-06-27

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Big Fat Heretic on Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:15 am

You're just not able to answer the questions.

I have asked you before, in other forum topics, if you thought that it was OK for a physically handicapped kid to get kicked out of school for failing to climb a rope in the gymnasium, even though, passing all other academic subjects, like, science and math.

I have also asked, if you thought that it was OK for a kid to get his head bashed against the corner of a concrete block wall by a sports-obsessed teacher who would not allow him to check out a science book from the school library.

You have failed to answer these questions in past forum topics.

So, I'm sure that you would be unable to answer the above exam questions.

Hey! Does your Mommy have to tie your shoes for you, and wipe the snot off your nose before you go out to play with all the other retards in the sandbox?

Well, I do know the answer to that one.

It's obviously . . . YES!!!

Now, go play in the sandbox, little boy!
avatar
Big Fat Heretic
IHateSports Fanatic

Posts : 402
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 65
Location : El Paso, Texas

View user profile http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Fitman's Brother on Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:12 pm

I've already answered your questions in the previous forum.  You must just be too stupid to remember.  That's okay, my superior intelligence and memory is much better than your puny brain.  So I don't expect you to remember.

But no, it's not okay.  Just like it's not okay for you to plot murder of anybody you disagree with, you filthy piece of shit.  You are even worse than any of the people you have come into contact with
avatar
Fitman's Brother
Sports Bore

Posts : 27
Join date : 2014-06-27

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Big Fat Heretic on Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:48 pm

Plotting murder???

NO! Wishing someone dead, is NOT the same as plotting someone's death!

I'm not plotting to kill anyone.

I just wish all you fucking retards would go die!

OK, so . . . you do at least acknowledge that it was not OK, for me to get kicked out of school for failing to climb a rope in the gymnasium because of my crippled up left knee, even though I was passing all my other academic subjects. And you do acknowledge that it was not OK for me to get my head bashed against a brick wall by a teacher in an argument over a book he would not allow me to read.

So . . . I'm glad that you do at least acknowledge that it was wrong for those things to have been done to me.

Thank you!

But know this!

I had a severe head concussion from the head bashing, which resulted in having dizzy spells and headaches for years afterward.

That is why I'm such an angry and arrogant and hateful old prick! OK?

I will at least acknowledge that!

The polite part of my brain had been damaged. So, I'm not able to be polite to sports fans and jocks!

Got it???

Also, the reason why I don't remember when you have ever said something that was half-way decent in the old forums, is because, what little you had ever said that was decent, was buried under tons of bullshit in your forum posts.

And I wasn't going to go digging through tons of bullshit searching for just one tiny little sparkling jewel.

You can take that to the bank!

NOW, FUCK OFF!!!
avatar
Big Fat Heretic
IHateSports Fanatic

Posts : 402
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 65
Location : El Paso, Texas

View user profile http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Stark on Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:09 pm

Big Fat Heretic wrote:

The polite part of my brain had been damaged. So, I'm not able to be polite to sports fans and jocks!

Hi there,although I feel sorry you had to go through those events in your youth, I'd like to ask you something, What if you meet someone, got to know him, became good friends, hell every afternoon you chat together, but suddenly you learn that he loves sports, just that the topic was never brought up, would you suddenly stop being polite to him? or even stop talking to him? even though you know he is a good and nice person ?
avatar
Stark
Member

Posts : 3
Join date : 2014-07-10

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Earl on Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:40 pm

You have a good point, Stark.  But there is negative stereotyping and prejudice on both sides.  A person should be viewed as an individual, not as just a member of a group.

Big Fat Heretic might not respond today.  A close friend of his was attacked by a dog yesterday and became quite ill soon afterwards.  So, BFH is quite distressed and is awaiting news of his friend's condition.  It could be very serious.

_________________
"You beat a woman and drag her down a flight of stairs, pulling her hair out by the roots? You're the fourth guy taken in the NFL draft. You kill people while driving drunk? That guy's welcome. Players caught in hotel rooms with illegal drugs and prostitutes? We know they're welcome. Players accused of rape and pay the woman to go away? You lie to police, trying to cover up a murder? We're comfortable with that.  You love another man? Well, now you've gone too far!" -- Dale Hansen, Dallas sports anchor for ABC local affiliate WFAA
avatar
Earl
Moderator
Moderator

Posts : 628
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 67
Location : somewhere in space and time

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Big Fat Heretic on Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:44 pm

Earl wrote:Big Fat Heretic might not respond today.  A close friend of his was attacked by a dog yesterday and became quite ill soon afterwards.  So, BFH is quite distressed and is awaiting news of his friend's condition.  It could be very serious.

Good afternoon Earl:

I tried calling my friend this morning, but I had to leave a message on his phone. He was probably still asleep.

Then I called again a few hours later, and I was able to reach him.

He's going back to the hospital. The wound from the dog bite looked infected with yellow pus, and he's running a fever.

He'll try to call back again when he's out of the hospital. If not, then I'll call again.

OK, I think I shall respond to Stark.

He seems like a nice guy so I'll respond to his question.


Stark wrote:
Big Fat Heretic wrote:

The polite part of my brain had been damaged. So, I'm not able to be polite to sports fans and jocks!

Hi there, although I feel sorry you had to go through those events in your youth, I'd like to ask you something, What if you meet someone, got to know him, became good friends, hell every afternoon you chat together, but suddenly you learn that he loves sports, just that the topic was never brought up, would you suddenly stop being polite to him? or even stop talking to him? even though you know he is a good and nice person ?

Good afternoon Stark:

You seem like a half-way decent guy.

We'll see.

OK . . . . . this has been a long going feud between Fitman's Brother and I.

Back in the old, now defunct, Sports Sucks forum, we had a new member calling himself Fit Man, and my old forum name was Fat Man which I changed to Big Fat Heretic on this new forum. Then later, he was joined by Fitman's Brother.

Well . . .  anyway . . . the very first thing Fit Man did was devote a new topic entirely to me, calling me a disgrace to humanity, and that I should get out and do sports.

I was 61 years old at the time. I'm 62 years old now, and I will turn 63 this coming September 30. So, I'm suppose to just go out and do sports? Fit Man came into the old forums not knowing anything about me. Then he was later joined by Fitman's Brother.

All they did was harass me, then after a month or so, they got tired of posting and we didn't see them anymore.

Now, recently, in this new forum, Fitman's Brother discovers this new web site.

OK, normally, I don't have a problem with someone liking sports.

In fact, my friend, the one that Earl and I have been discussing, my friend who yesterday was attacked by a large German Shepard, well, he dose like to watch a football game on Sunday afternoons. But he never makes a big deal out of it. To him, it's only just a game.

My friend is a social worker (my shrink) and he works at the VA hospital, and he visits all of his clients.

He's Jewish, and has duel citizenship in both the USA and Israel, and he has served seven years in the Israeli Army.

Anyway, I have known him since November of 1997 and we became close friends.

Yes, he does like to watch a football game on Sunday afternoons and he knows that I don't like sports.

So, because he accepts the fact that I don't like sports, therefore, I don't mind his liking to watch a game on Sunday afternoons. Since he accepts my not liking sports, I can accept his liking to watch a game once in a while.

I just don't like people who are fanatical about sports, especially if they can't accept people who don't care for sports.

He even agrees with me that football players are overpaid and have too many privileges, and like the rest of us, they should also be held accountable for their crimes.

So, he likes the game, even though he doesn't like some of the players in the game.

Recently, after having read an article about how football players have brain damage, and a physician saying that he has never seen a healthy brain in a retired football player, my friend began to re-examining his liking the sport.

He still watches a game once in a while, but he is not as enthusiastic about it as he use to be.

Yeah! Football is where one should expect to get severe head injuries.

But, America has become such a fucked up country, that a desire to read an Astronomy book can result in a kid getting his head bashed against a brick wall by a sports obsessed teacher.

Reading books is not suppose to cause head injuries!

So, something is really seriously fucked up here!

OK, that's why I sometimes say . . . "the polite part of my brain has been damaged. So, I'm not able to be polite to sports fans and jocks" but I usually reserve that for those who come in here acting like douche-bags.

That's when I strike back, and rip 'em a new one!

Also, as much as I don't like sports, many sports fans and jocks actually hate football more than I ever could! That's right! I actually don't hate football as much as football fans and football players hate their own sport!

Does that sound contradictory?

Let me explain . . . . .

OK, if sports fans and jocks truly truly truly loved their sport, then they would not act like such douche-bags and give their dearly beloved sport such a bad reputation.

So, they are actually destroying their own favorite sport by acting like such big jerks.

And these jerks expect us to love and worship them, and love their game.

Sorry! But that boat doesn't float!

Why can't all these sports fans and the players simply accept the fact that not everybody is going to be interested in sports?

I don't expect everybody to like the same things I like, for example: playing chess, or listening to classical music, or reading books.

Oh! But the people who don't like books, want to censor many of the books I would enjoy reading.

And we are suppose to love sports, or else!

Sports has become just another religious cult.

What is it about sports that turns some people's (brains?) into shit?

Why can ALL sports fans be, just a little bit more like my friend, and simply accept the fact that not everybody is going to be interested in sports, and just let it go?

I didn't start out in life hating sports. I was merely not interested in sports.

But, it was the more rabid sports fans and the more arrogant jocks who taught me how to hate sports!

So, sports taught me how to hate sports.
avatar
Big Fat Heretic
IHateSports Fanatic

Posts : 402
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 65
Location : El Paso, Texas

View user profile http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Stark on Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:20 pm

Earl wrote:You have a good point, Stark.  But there is negative stereotyping and prejudice on both sides.  A person should be viewed as an individual, not as just a member of a group.

Exactly, well put.

Earl wrote:Big Fat Heretic might not respond today.  A close friend of his was attacked by a dog yesterday and became quite ill soon afterwards.  So, BFH is quite distressed and is awaiting news of his friend's condition.  It could be very serious.

Geez, that's pretty unfortunate, hope he recovers.
avatar
Stark
Member

Posts : 3
Join date : 2014-07-10

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Earl on Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:53 pm

I appreciate your contribution to this forum, Stark.   Smile  Cool  Rage so often seems to be the norm in Internet forums.  I see no reason why we can't be civil.  Stark, you seem to be a young guy.  Just think, you show considerably more civility than middle-aged adults who flame at each other over politics and religion!  Rolling Eyes 

_________________
"You beat a woman and drag her down a flight of stairs, pulling her hair out by the roots? You're the fourth guy taken in the NFL draft. You kill people while driving drunk? That guy's welcome. Players caught in hotel rooms with illegal drugs and prostitutes? We know they're welcome. Players accused of rape and pay the woman to go away? You lie to police, trying to cover up a murder? We're comfortable with that.  You love another man? Well, now you've gone too far!" -- Dale Hansen, Dallas sports anchor for ABC local affiliate WFAA
avatar
Earl
Moderator
Moderator

Posts : 628
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 67
Location : somewhere in space and time

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Big Fat Heretic on Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:06 am

Good evening Earl and Stark:

Well, I just called my friend at around 7:00 PM, but he didn't answer, so I left a message on his phone to please call back when he can.

I don't know if he's still at the VA Hospital or not.

I'll just keep calling until I finally reach him.
avatar
Big Fat Heretic
IHateSports Fanatic

Posts : 402
Join date : 2012-12-26
Age : 65
Location : El Paso, Texas

View user profile http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic

Back to top Go down

Re: COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum