Dose God love Atheists More And Hate Texas Governor Rick Perry's Guts???

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Dose God love Atheists More And Hate Texas Governor Rick Perry's Guts???

Post by Big Fat Heretic on Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:29 am

I remember a couple of years ago, when we had a really bad drought in Texas.

Governor Rick Perry had publicly stated that we all should pray for rain.

Well, the drought became even worse, and we had a forest fire in the eastern part of Texas.

So much for prayers! Eh?

Rick Perry sucks at praying, but is much better at preying . . . . . on the citizens!

But then, somewhere else, there was an atheist convention (can't remember where) and it rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock!

Will wonders ever cease!?!

So far, this year, Rick Perry has made no more public requests that we pray for rain.

I guess he learned his lesson.

So, this year, Rick Perry has decided to just shut the fuck up, because the last time, God really kicked his ass! ROYALLY!!!

Maybe God hates Rick Perry's guts, because he's such a fucking douche-bag!!!

But, I guess, that God must wear really big boots, because the entire state of Texas got it's collective ass kicked!

Hence, the drought becoming worse, plus having a forest fire.

Well, let us hope, that Rick Perry continues to shut the fuck up, and keep his damn prayers to himself!

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